Revenge is a dish best served cold. November 12, 2009

You’ll understand why I don’t like Soccer after watching this video.

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Who ever knew that girls were that violent? Don’t the boys usually take care of that for us? Did her parents teach her to do that? I doubt her parents raised her like that… Well what do I know? Maybe they did. What has happened to America? Either that girl has temper issues, or she just is crazy. I would like to meet her one day and ask her what is wrong with her. Or that might not be a good idea… She might hurt me…

Rachel3 (Taber:{)

 

AMAZING HIP HOPPING HENRY! November 8, 2009

OMG! This kid is uhh-MAZING at hip hop! His name is Henry… Copy and Paste this link into your browser or just follow it if it comes up blue.

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100063489?v=6250057&l=100063517

Taber (rachel3)

MICHAEL… November 8, 2009

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Fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 8, 2009

“You ain’t fat, you ain’t nothing!”

Yo homeboy dingdong man dingdong yoooo. It’s good for you!

YOU AINT NOTHING!!!

This is a parody of Mj’s “Bad”. This is sooo funny! I love it!!

Now.. who does that remind you of??

RACHEL!!!! =D

Michael Jackson, Billie jean, and the dance! November 8, 2009

We had a dance yesterday! Me, Julia, and Taber recommended Billie Jean and it came on!! We were phsyched! And we gotreally hyper (me Julia Taber Amy Kelly and some more people) were like screaming and jumping for joy cuz we love Billie Jean! And Thriller came on but it was okay cuz it’s not the best song ever and I missed like 1/4 of it cuz I went somewhere . And then Beat it came on which was awesome too! And I heard a little bit of Smooth Criminal but it wasn’t really smooth criminal.

And they played Down TWICE! Ohmg so fun! So much more.. but I really can’t say it all.. . And ewwwwwwwwwwers if you ever meet a kid named Anthony Imperitrice ignore him! He’s disgusting! Amanda stuck her finger in his mouth by accident and it was really gross and He like touched my ear or something! HE’S THE RETARD! And he’s so fat. Elmo knows where he lives!

And omg Good Girls Go Bad which is like the best song everrr came on! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I loove it!! And when I came in Brian Neg and Tiebo were dancing in the middle of the circle. GROSS!!

Omg I’m listening to MJ it’s like soooooooooo sad but we knew it was gonna happen what am I talking about I don’t know I love listening to Man in the Mirror you should get it on your ipod now I’m listening to Smooth Criminal which I first heard on tv and I thought MJ was singing “Annie are you wonky” but it’s really “Annie are you okay” oh my cedward I love this song billie jean thriller smooth criminal beat it bad the way you make me feel and more are some of the best dancing songs ever you should get mj songs cuz its so awesome!! Wasn’t that a long sentence?? Not really a sentense.

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!

BAD! Really Cool song! It was almost sang by Prince…

PRINCE

But some of the lyrics were bad I guess.

BILLIE JEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my fave Mj song everrr and one of my fave songs ever besides Hey Jude and the other Beatles stuff. “Billie Jean is not my lover she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son”

Hot! And soo 80’s. This is a picture from the music video. It’s awesome! Thrillerrr.

Look how cute! He’s holding a tiger! I wonder if it’s real because that’s the cutest baby tiger I’ve ever seen in my life! It’s a little baby!!!

<3Rachel<3

OMG THE DAAAANCE November 8, 2009

Wow the dance was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun! AND BRIFRI HAD TO MISS IT. We are sorry for your loss Briana Friana… But desperate times call for deseparte measures! AND SOCCER IS ONE OF THEM. BILLIE JEAN! THRILLER! BEAT IT! Other songs… It was hilarious! I think we were like the ONLY ones rockin out to Billie Jean! HA HA! Well too bad for the others they didn’t know what they were missing out on! Yeah it was fun. I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS CANDY! THERE WAS CANDY THERE! And you guys wouldn’t go to the tables with me! RUDENESS! I bet your regretting it right now… Uh huh yep you are. Because only some weirdo would give up candy and not regret it. THERES ALOT OF WEIRDOS OUT IN THIS WORLD… AND WE BEST BE READY WHEN THEY COME. haha thats from HARRY POOOTTER. I just changed up the words… OH I’M SO SMART! Well if YOU were smart you would KNOW what the ACTUAL quote IS and WHO says it. So i’m not gonna tell you and if you don’t know I’ll let you suffer in humanity without your blankie. Sounds deadly… Right? I know… I don’t know WHERE I come up with this stuff!

Well astalavista!

Ciao!

Au Revior!

Kunichiwaaah!

BYEBYE!

Taber (Rachel3… because Julia wanted to be Rachel2! WELL BLEK TO YOU JULIA! hahahaha…)

P.S. Whenever I think of the word FRENCH the color ORANGE pops into my head!

Can I have your number? October 28, 2009

I was gonna put it up so here it is

Now you’ll understand from my weird thoughts the post before. I don’t knoww!

Welcome to King Burger where we can do it your way but don’t get crazy October 28, 2009

Bon Qui Qui! Bri Fri showed me this last year! Security! Security.

WELCOME TO KING BURGER WHERE WE CAN DO IT YOUR WAY, BUT DON’T GET CRAZY!

Ohh riihgghht! Enjoy it’s crazay. I’ll probably be saying this tomorrow!!

Escue me can I talk to you for a minute. Yo I just wanted to let the know the back of your head is ridiculous. Where your boyfriend? Where your boyfriend at? So.. I was wondering can I have your number? What’s your name?? Uhh Yvonne. Oh yvonne? Oh, hold up. That’s a french . name Yvonne! Yeahh my lil croissant. My lil cheese on my croissant.Yeahh. MM. LOL You watch the video for your self “Can I have your number”. SO LISTEN CAN I HAVE YOU NUMBER?

TEEHEErachel

If you eat a watermelon seed a tree will grow in your stomach October 26, 2009

This is my jammmmm!! Lol jkjk. I was searching banana (the hyper speed version). I found the real one once but I lost it. I found the really really fast one.. weird. So I found this rap and then I found Pb and j time which was cool too but not worthy to be on ask rachel.

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“Everybody needs a bananana when they have their milk and the cereal!”

And then I found the song obladi oblada and these cool people eating watermelon. Doesn’t it seem like the kind of song to eat watermelon to?

This is also my jamm!!! I found this on beatlefanhere’s blog (ohh you should be glad that I actually mentioned it).

LIFE GOES ON <3 Rachel

THERE IS A COMIC! October 25, 2009

OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS! THERE IS A COMIC CALLED ASK RACHEL! WE ARE NOT ALONE!

OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD GO TO THIS LINK! http://www.askrachelcomic.com/

LOOK AT THIS COMIC! ALSO… THERE IS A LOGO!THE ONE WHO BROUGHT YOU THIS MADNESS… TABER!