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IT’S THANKSGIVING EVE! November 25, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tabes :) @ 5:16 pm

Have you ever heard of Thanksgiving Eve? WELL I HAVE! I learned about a year ago that most people who can drink go out to bars on Thanksgiving Eve! My dad told me about it… YEAH. And while we are either sleeping or bored, other people are having FUN. Don’t you wish we were older? Yeah… I DO TOO!
So NOW I am eating Strawberry Yogurt Burst Cheerios(which is SURPRISINGLY very good!) with no milk, watching Disney Channel commercials, and blogging the guts out of me (not literally, because THAT would be gross! you would see my internal organs all over the screen! EWWWWW.).
I TOTALLY LOVE YOU ALL (like usually, most of you, because I might not know you, or I just plain don’t like you!)
Bye Y’all!

Taber:)

 

Were Going 2 Talk 2 U About 2 Booby Dudes November 21, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rachelrox97 @ 3:07 pm

Rachel2: Take it away.

ok so there is a guy named Albert and he worked at the YMCA  and he is really  booby  and dumb.  the first thing that came 2 my mind when i saw him and heard his name was Albert Einstine ( i-n-stine) boy was i wrong! 1 day when i was doing homework and i asked 4 him 2 help me, (i don’t know y) he diddnt have any idea what i was talking about and was sooooooo confused much more than me, and think hes like a high school senior and cant do a 5th graders homework! well then i said  “Albet ure sure no Albert Einstine!” ha ha ha!  Plus he dated a really nice counsler. i think he hypnotized her or something because who would want 2 date a boob like him!?!

ok, theres this kid called Brian, and hes really annoying and really weird, but most of all…………. a BOOB!!!!!! i think he has like mussel spasms or something. he was in my 4th grade class and he was new and when he introduced himself he said “hi I’m Brian and i like 2 destroy stuff” (we all cracked up hysterically) and hes like a nerdy boob caus he is also like really smart, in a bad way. any way hes a boob! boob i tell u!

This was a long time ago. I thought I should repost it. JULIA WROTE IT!!

ALBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #1

Just in case you wanted to know.. THIS IS ALBERT. Albert de boob is de boob of de world… HAHA! This is him when we were in 5th grade looking at THIS VERY POST!
-Rachel, Julia, and Taber
 

Bad Romance stalker lady gaga is a man. November 21, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rachelrox97 @ 12:01 pm

I want I want your lovers revenge you and me could have a bad romance

OHOHOHOHOHOH

b*tch!!

 

 

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE BABY! (uhhuh… ohyeah! its live!) November 19, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tabes :) @ 6:44 pm

This clips from Saturday Night Live are heee-LARRRY-us! (phonetically speaking)
These clips were brought to you by…
TABER (Rachel3) YOUR FAVORITE RACHEL! well… most of the time!

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. November 12, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tabes :) @ 11:11 am

You’ll understand why I don’t like Soccer after watching this video.

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Who ever knew that girls were that violent? Don’t the boys usually take care of that for us? Did her parents teach her to do that? I doubt her parents raised her like that… Well what do I know? Maybe they did. What has happened to America? Either that girl has temper issues, or she just is crazy. I would like to meet her one day and ask her what is wrong with her. Or that might not be a good idea… She might hurt me…

Rachel3 (Taber:{)

 

 

AMAZING HIP HOPPING HENRY! November 8, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tabes :) @ 12:32 pm

OMG! This kid is uhh-MAZING at hip hop! His name is Henry… Copy and Paste this link into your browser or just follow it if it comes up blue.

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100063489?v=6250057&l=100063517

Taber (rachel3)

 

MICHAEL… November 8, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tabes :) @ 11:49 am

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Fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 8, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rachelrox97 @ 11:40 am

“You ain’t fat, you ain’t nothing!”

Yo homeboy dingdong man dingdong yoooo. It’s good for you!

YOU AINT NOTHING!!!

This is a parody of Mj’s “Bad”. This is sooo funny! I love it!!

fat weird alNow.. who does that remind you of??

RACHEL!!!! =D

 

Michael Jackson, Billie jean, and the dance! November 8, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rachelrox97 @ 11:35 am

We had a dance yesterday! Me, Julia, and Taber recommended Billie Jean and it came on!! We were phsyched! And we gotreally hyper (me Julia Taber Amy Kelly and some more people) were like screaming and jumping for joy cuz we love Billie Jean! And Thriller came on but it was okay cuz it’s not the best song ever and I missed like 1/4 of it cuz I went somewhere :( . And then Beat it came on which was awesome too! And I heard a little bit of Smooth Criminal but it wasn’t really smooth criminal.

And they played Down TWICE! Ohmg so fun! So much more.. but I really can’t say it all.. . And ewwwwwwwwwwers if you ever meet a kid named Anthony Imperitrice ignore him! He’s disgusting! Amanda stuck her finger in his mouth by accident and it was really gross and He like touched my ear or something! HE’S THE RETARD! And he’s so fat. Elmo knows where he lives!

And omg Good Girls Go Bad which is like the best song everrr came on! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I loove it!! And when I came in Brian Neg and Tiebo were dancing in the middle of the circle. GROSS!!

Omg I’m listening to MJ it’s like soooooooooo sad but we knew it was gonna happen what am I talking about I don’t know I love listening to Man in the Mirror you should get it on your ipod now I’m listening to Smooth Criminal which I first heard on tv and I thought MJ was singing “Annie are you wonky” but it’s really “Annie are you okay” oh my cedward I love this song billie jean thriller smooth criminal beat it bad the way you make me feel and more are some of the best dancing songs ever you should get mj songs cuz its so awesome!! Wasn’t that a long sentence?? Not really a sentense.

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!

BAD!!!!BAD! Really Cool song! It was almost sang by Prince…

BLAH
PRINCE

But some of the lyrics were bad I guess.

billie jean!
BILLIE JEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my fave Mj song everrr and one of my fave songs ever besides Hey Jude and the other Beatles stuff. “Billie Jean is not my lover she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son”

THRILLER!Hot! And soo 80’s. This is a picture from the music video. It’s awesome! Thrillerrr.
thriller cutie tiger!Look how cute! He’s holding a tiger! I wonder if it’s real because that’s the cutest baby tiger I’ve ever seen in my life! It’s a little baby!!!
<3Rachel<3
 

OMG THE DAAAANCE November 8, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tabes :) @ 11:00 am

Wow the dance was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun! AND BRIFRI HAD TO MISS IT. We are sorry for your loss Briana Friana… But desperate times call for deseparte measures! AND SOCCER IS ONE OF THEM. BILLIE JEAN! THRILLER! BEAT IT! Other songs… It was hilarious! I think we were like the ONLY ones rockin out to Billie Jean! HA HA! Well too bad for the others they didn’t know what they were missing out on! Yeah it was fun. I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS CANDY! THERE WAS CANDY THERE! And you guys wouldn’t go to the tables with me! RUDENESS! I bet your regretting it right now… Uh huh yep you are. Because only some weirdo would give up candy and not regret it. THERES ALOT OF WEIRDOS OUT IN THIS WORLD… AND WE BEST BE READY WHEN THEY COME. haha thats from HARRY POOOTTER. I just changed up the words… OH I’M SO SMART! Well if YOU were smart you would KNOW what the ACTUAL quote IS and WHO says it. So i’m not gonna tell you and if you don’t know I’ll let you suffer in humanity without your blankie. Sounds deadly… Right? I know… I don’t know WHERE I come up with this stuff!

Well astalavista!

Ciao!

Au Revior!

Kunichiwaaah!

BYEBYE!

Taber (Rachel3… because Julia wanted to be Rachel2! WELL BLEK TO YOU JULIA! hahahaha…)

P.S. Whenever I think of the word FRENCH the color ORANGE pops into my head!