You’ll understand why I don’t like Soccer after watching this video.

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Who ever knew that girls were that violent? Don’t the boys usually take care of that for us? Did her parents teach her to do that? I doubt her parents raised her like that… Well what do I know? Maybe they did. What has happened to America? Either that girl has temper issues, or she just is crazy. I would like to meet her one day and ask her what is wrong with her. Or that might not be a good idea… She might hurt me…

Rachel3 (Taber:{)

OMG! This kid is uhh-MAZING at hip hop! His name is Henry… Copy and Paste this link into your browser or just follow it if it comes up blue.

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100063489?v=6250057&l=100063517

Taber (rachel3)

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“You ain’t fat, you ain’t nothing!”

Yo homeboy dingdong man dingdong yoooo. It’s good for you!

YOU AINT NOTHING!!!

This is a parody of Mj’s “Bad”. This is sooo funny! I love it!!

Now.. who does that remind you of??

RACHEL!!!! =D

We had a dance yesterday! Me, Julia, and Taber recommended Billie Jean and it came on!! We were phsyched! And we gotreally hyper (me Julia Taber Amy Kelly and some more people) were like screaming and jumping for joy cuz we love Billie Jean! And Thriller came on but it was okay cuz it’s not the best song ever and I missed like 1/4 of it cuz I went somewhere . And then Beat it came on which was awesome too! And I heard a little bit of Smooth Criminal but it wasn’t really smooth criminal.

And they played Down TWICE! Ohmg so fun! So much more.. but I really can’t say it all.. . And ewwwwwwwwwwers if you ever meet a kid named Anthony Imperitrice ignore him! He’s disgusting! Amanda stuck her finger in his mouth by accident and it was really gross and He like touched my ear or something! HE’S THE RETARD! And he’s so fat. Elmo knows where he lives!

And omg Good Girls Go Bad which is like the best song everrr came on! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I loove it!! And when I came in Brian Neg and Tiebo were dancing in the middle of the circle. GROSS!!

Omg I’m listening to MJ it’s like soooooooooo sad but we knew it was gonna happen what am I talking about I don’t know I love listening to Man in the Mirror you should get it on your ipod now I’m listening to Smooth Criminal which I first heard on tv and I thought MJ was singing “Annie are you wonky” but it’s really “Annie are you okay” oh my cedward I love this song billie jean thriller smooth criminal beat it bad the way you make me feel and more are some of the best dancing songs ever you should get mj songs cuz its so awesome!! Wasn’t that a long sentence?? Not really a sentense.

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!

BAD! Really Cool song! It was almost sang by Prince…

BILLIE JEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my fave Mj song everrr and one of my fave songs ever besides Hey Jude and the other Beatles stuff. “Billie Jean is not my lover she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son”

Hot! And soo 80’s. This is a picture from the music video. It’s awesome! Thrillerrr.

Look how cute! He’s holding a tiger! I wonder if it’s real because that’s the cutest baby tiger I’ve ever seen in my life! It’s a little baby!!!

<3Rachel<3

Wow the dance was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun! AND BRIFRI HAD TO MISS IT. We are sorry for your loss Briana Friana… But desperate times call for deseparte measures! AND SOCCER IS ONE OF THEM. BILLIE JEAN! THRILLER! BEAT IT! Other songs… It was hilarious! I think we were like the ONLY ones rockin out to Billie Jean! HA HA! Well too bad for the others they didn’t know what they were missing out on! Yeah it was fun. I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS CANDY! THERE WAS CANDY THERE! And you guys wouldn’t go to the tables with me! RUDENESS! I bet your regretting it right now… Uh huh yep you are. Because only some weirdo would give up candy and not regret it. THERES ALOT OF WEIRDOS OUT IN THIS WORLD… AND WE BEST BE READY WHEN THEY COME. haha thats from HARRY POOOTTER. I just changed up the words… OH I’M SO SMART! Well if YOU were smart you would KNOW what the ACTUAL quote IS and WHO says it. So i’m not gonna tell you and if you don’t know I’ll let you suffer in humanity without your blankie. Sounds deadly… Right? I know… I don’t know WHERE I come up with this stuff!

Well astalavista!

Ciao!

Au Revior!

Kunichiwaaah!

BYEBYE!

Taber (Rachel3… because Julia wanted to be Rachel2! WELL BLEK TO YOU JULIA! hahahaha…)

P.S. Whenever I think of the word FRENCH the color ORANGE pops into my head!

I was gonna put it up so here it is

Now you’ll understand from my weird thoughts the post before. I don’t knoww!

Bon Qui Qui! Bri Fri showed me this last year! Security! Security.

WELCOME TO KING BURGER WHERE WE CAN DO IT YOUR WAY, BUT DON’T GET CRAZY!

Ohh riihgghht! Enjoy it’s crazay. I’ll probably be saying this tomorrow!!

Escue me can I talk to you for a minute. Yo I just wanted to let the know the back of your head is ridiculous. Where your boyfriend? Where your boyfriend at? So.. I was wondering can I have your number? What’s your name?? Uhh Yvonne. Oh yvonne? Oh, hold up. That’s a french . name Yvonne! Yeahh my lil croissant. My lil cheese on my croissant.Yeahh. MM. LOL You watch the video for your self “Can I have your number”. SO LISTEN CAN I HAVE YOU NUMBER?

TEEHEErachel

This is my jammmmm!! Lol jkjk. I was searching banana (the hyper speed version). I found the real one once but I lost it. I found the really really fast one.. weird. So I found this rap and then I found Pb and j time which was cool too but not worthy to be on ask rachel.

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“Everybody needs a bananana when they have their milk and the cereal!”

And then I found the song obladi oblada and these cool people eating watermelon. Doesn’t it seem like the kind of song to eat watermelon to?

This is also my jamm!!! I found this on beatlefanhere’s blog (ohh you should be glad that I actually mentioned it).

LIFE GOES ON <3 Rachel

Hey! Almost all my friends know that I’m a techno/dance music freak, so today I want to share my top 10 favorite techno/dance songs OF ALL TIME!!! Yeah, it’s in caps. ITS A BIG DEAL. Okay here we go!!

10. Naturi Naughton – Fame (Bimbo Jones Remix)

In my opinion, this song is amazing (remember, the 10th song doesn’t have to be bad cos it’s the TOP 10). Bimbo Jones is an excellent DJ, and he makes the lyrics and the techno beats mix perfectly (unlike other dance remixes, where the beats don’t go with the lyrics). I actually like it better than the original Fame 2009 song! It’s up on iTunes, so please download it if you love it as much as I do!

9. Metronomy – A Thing For Me

Oh. My. Gosh. This music video is HI-LAR-I-OUS!! And the music is also fantastic. English electronic music always seems to be a slight bit better than ours (number 1 is an English dance song). But, I find with this song that either you love it or you hate it. My brother thinks this song is extremely annoying, and I absolutely love it. Again, this song and the music video are up on iTunes, so DOWNLOAD IT!!

8. CSS – Move (Metronomy Remix)

Okay I have to admit, the beginning of this song is annoying. But, once you start getting towards the 35 second mark, it starts to pick up. The only reason why this song isn’t number 10 is because of AFTER the cheesy beginning. Trust me, you’ll love this song. It’s up on iTunes, so download it if you’d like!

7. Owl City – Fireflies

I love this song! It’s so simple and sweet, and it still has those electronic sounds and beats that I also adore! Becca and I love this song together, so I’m happy about that too. My brother originally hated this song (and so did I, at one point), but this is a perfect example of a song that will grow on you, because now Kyle loves it. Download it on iTunes, and if you hate it, it WILL grow on you!

6. Enur – Calabria (feat. Natasja)

I’m sorry about the extremely weird music video, but that was all I could find with the right song on it. Anyways, this song is so much fun! It’s a great song to dance to, you know what I mean? And apparently, Natasja (the girl who sings this song) died in a car accident last year, so R.I.P Natasja! It’s too bad, she made such good music! :’(

5. Beyoncé – Sweet Dreams

I know Beyoncé is an R&B/Pop singer, but I would consider this song dance/techno because – well, I think listening to the song will explain why. As we all know, Beyoncé has always been an amazing singer with a powerhouse voice. The only reason why this song isn’t number 1 is because the whole song isn’t techno/dance. The parts with the piano aren’t in that category, so that is why this song is considered a Pop or R&B song.

4. Tiësto – Louder Than Boom

I discovered this song because I have Tap Tap Revenge 3 on my iPod touch (great game, BTW). This song is excellent. Tiësto is an amazing DJ (he’s been around since the 90’s). And, there’s really no right words to describe this song.

3. David Guetta – Sexy Chick (feat. Akon)

(Sorry, the intro is a bit long, you can skip to the singing, it’s at 1:13) This song is sooo awesome! I’m so glad they finally started playing it on the radio! David Guetta has always been amazing, and I knew it was going to be good when he put Akon into the mix! This is a great club song! I’m sorry I couldn’t put up the music video, but YouTube said it has “mature content and can only be viewed if you are 18 and up and have a YouTube account”. Other than that, this is off of David’s new album “One Love”, and get it on iTunes now!

2. Nino Anthony – Speaker Freaker (feat. Lizzie Curious)

Hey, hey! I love this song!! I’m jammin’ in my seat! Nino Anthony is a GENIOUS!! Again, there are no proper words to describe this song, just listen for yourself!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. INTRODUCING… THE NUMBER 1 SONG!!!!

1. Richard Vission & Static Revenger Starring Luciana – I Like That

OMGGGG!! THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE SONG EVERRRR!!! AND LIKE I SAID, IT’S BRITISH!!! This song is so charismatic, fun, and downright (<= Hey look! It’s a reading vocab word!) sexy! There is a longer version of this song (at least 5 minutes), but it has mild cursing in it, so I didn’t want to show it to you. Luciana is THE BOMB. She is such a great singer! I GUARANTEE you will love this song forever!! It never gets old, which is a great quality. Also, I love how Luciana and Richard Vission’s voices play off of eachother so nicely! PLEEEEASE DOWNLOAD THIS SONG ON iTUNES, IT IS DEFINATELY WORTHY OF YOUR DOWNLOAD!!!

Thanks so much, and I’ll be back with my top 10 pop songs next week!

<3, Kelly