WHERE’S KELLY?? October 24, 2009

WHERE’S KELLY?? I THINK SHE MOVED TO ALBERTA!

^_^ Thanx Rach, but I DID NOT MOVE TO ALBERTA!!! I’m right here, livin’ in New York. This page is just me, me, ME (or moi, as Rachel 1 would say). I’m gonna write mini-posts about the lyfe and times of MOI.

The newest “post” is the top one!!

<3, Kelly

  How Twilight Should Have Ended! (Funny…)

     November 21, 2009 @ 12:40 pm

Okay, so here I was, searching the web, and look at what I found! Haha, it’s supa funny!

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Hope yuh laughed your butt off! Aaand, I’m out.

<3, Kelly

  HUGE Reminder!!

     November 14, 2009 @ 11:15 am

Hey everyone! Nothing’s really been going on, so I have a reminder for you all!

ATTENTION: My Twitter account @K3LLY_R0X5 has been spazzing out lately. Basically, I tried setting a new background, and Twitter turned my sidebar and everything on it RED and I can’t change it back! Also, it says there are major problems on it whenever I log in. So, I have made a backup account at @luvxpeacexkelly until the problem is fixed. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS WHO IS FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER, OR PLANNING ON FOLLOWING ME, FOLLOW ME AT MY BACKUP ACCOUNT!! If these problems on my original Twitter account aren’t fixed by December 14th, 2009, I will be DELETING my original account, @K3LLY_R0X5. Be sure you follow my backup, @luvxpeacexkelly!!

Thanks so much, and I’ll be writing posts more frequently from NOW ON!

<3, Kelly

  School Dance Tomorrow & 92.3 Robber!

     November 5th, 2009 @ 8:20 pm

¡Hola amigos! How are you all? I know, I haven’t been on in 3 days, and I’m sorry about that. :[ Just been sooo busy with school! So, I have two topics to talk about today (I might throw in a "surprise topic", you never know...), the school dance is up first.

Well, my friends and the rest of my grade have a dance TOMORROW! As all my friends know, I get extra psyced about dances (they're sooo fun!!), so I'm gonna talk about it! Mmmkay, there's no theme, but the entry bracelets are PURRDY DARN COOL! I just hope they hired a DJ that plays music that we listen to (even though dancing to Peanut Butter Jelly Time CAN be fun at times). And also, I hope they put out extra Coke this year (I need my Coke when it comes to dances!).

Okay, it's time for a more interesting topic. So, my mom was picking me up from CCD, and we put on 92.3 NOW FM (NY radio station) and Sexy Chick was playing. The song ended, and then DJ TICTAK comes on. He starts talking about this weird sicko who stole $10,000 from their studio (mind you, they were gonna use the money for a Thanksgiving Giveaway) and called them afterwards, leaving clues about themself! They used an audio-voice disguiser, so you can't tell if it's a guy or a girl, but I think it's a girl. TICTAK played the call, and the person said they were a fugitive, and they said four numbers that add up to the number 20. Then they said that 20 could mean anything, like that maybe they were 20 years old, or maybe there is a 20 in their liscense plate number, or maybe they have 20 nipples (that part made me laugh). I'll try to find a video of it, but I've been unsucsessful so far. :[

Hopefully, I'll find a video of it soon! Buh bye!

<3, Kelly

 

  Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (NEW SONG)

     November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:34 pm

Hey peeps! Guess what? I was listening to the radio on the way to BJ's, and this song came on! My brother thinks it's weird (as usual), but I love it! The only reason why it's weird is because it's off her new album titled "The Fame Monster". It sounds kinda sick, I know, but it has 8 of her best songs from her old album "The Fame" and 8 new songs (including Bad Romance). Okay, here it is!

Tell me what you think about the song in comments below! I really like it, but not for the lyrics, of course (the lyrics are sick).

<3, Kelly

  BEST HALLOWEEN EVERRR!!

     November 1st, 2009 @ 8:50 am

OMG guess what? Last night was one of the best Halloweens everrr!! I'm gonna tell you all about it, starting NOW.

Okay, so the fun started on our way to pick up our uncle at his house so he could direct us to our cousin's grandparent's house (we'd be trick-or-treating on that block). So, we were listening to K-104, and guess what song came on? THE FREDDY KRUEGER RAP!!! It's by the Fresh Prince (otherwise known as Will Smith). Here's a video so you can listen (It's LOL funny!!)!

(As you can tell, it's actually called "A Nightmare on My Street", but whatevs.)

My brother and I were staring at eachother funny when that song came on. Maybe he thought I was Freddy Krueger or something? IDK, but now it feels like someone is standing behind me... (Ugh, I hate when that happens!)

Okay, so we got there, and it was PUURRRDY boring for the first hour. Then, my uncle had to go to work (he works in a pizza place) so he brought us some pizza, salad and GARLIC KNOTS!!!!! OMG I LOOOOOVE GARLIC KNOTS!!!!!!!!!!!! They're soooo yummy! I ate 3. And after that, everyone changed into their costumes (I was a harajuku girl) and went to a Halloween party the neighbors were having across the street.

Now it's time to talk about the PSYCO NEIGHBORS!!! Just as an update, they broke 2 windows, and got the police called to their house 8 times (OMG!!!). So, they actually came outside and played in their backyard! It sounded like they were punching metal garbage cans or something. But, after that, they kept turning on the lights in one of the rooms with a window that WASN'T broken and screamed, "BOO!" They were making a failed attempt to scare us or something. IDK. But, I don't think they went trick-or-treating. Thank God, cause I was nervous they were gonna go on a shooting rampage or something. =P

At around 6:30 (it was really dark) we all went to go trick-or-treating. I went in my Uggs (BAD IDEA) and they got SOAKED from the rain earlier. :[ But, it was pretty fun. My bag got filled 3/4 of the way. There was some weird lady wh0's house we went to (SENIOR CITIZEN ALERT!!) and she was like, "Ooohhh, you all look sooo scaryyy!" Dillon and Erick were the only ones who were ACTUALLY scary looking (Erick = Bloody Scream; Dillon = Zombie Surgeon), so that was a failed attempt to make us happy on her part. Also, it started to DOWNPOUR on us at a house on a HUGE, STEEP HILL, so everyone was running to get to my mom's umbrella first. At the last part of the hill, I slipped on the grass. SUCKISH!! The top layer of my candy fell out of my bucket, and Kyle and Dillon started to put it back in my candy bag (they can be nice when they want to be nice), but I told them to leave it. We stopped trick-or-treating after that.

After 10 minutes of counting candy and waiting for the Yankees/Phillies game to start (yesss, we WON!!), we had to leave. :[ I had sooo much fun, but I was pooped so I wanted to leave and take a nice, hot shower (that didn't happen). So, we said our goodbyes, and left (Did I forget to mention that Erick scared the day out of my mom when we were walking in so I could change? HAH. I didn't get scared cause I was bummed about my fall! HOW ABOUT THAT, ERICK!!!!).

On the way home, guess what song came on? "CAUSE IT'S A THRILLER!! THRILLER NIIIIIIGHT!!!!!" Love that song! And I sign off with the genious music video by the late, great Michael Jackson. :]

<3, Kelly

  OMG It’s Halloween! =D

     October 31st, 2009 @ 12:00 pm

OMG EVERYBODY!! Happy Halloween!! I know, it’s been 5 days, and I’m sorry. I’ve been sorta busy lately. Anyway, I hope you used my costume ideas if you needed them!

Soooo, today I’m going to my aunt’s mother’s house so I can go Trick-or-Treating (T-or-T’ing) with them on their grandma’s street (they get LOADS of candy there!). I can’t wait! It’s going to be soooo much fun! I just hope their psyco new neighbors don’t TP their house or something…

Anyway, I’ll probably tell you how that goes. Yesterday at school was so much fun! We got to wear our costumes to school! And, we got lolipops from at least 4 of our teachers! YAY! Also, it was fun seeing everyone else’s costumes. I’m going to tell you the most popular girl’s and boy’s costumes!

Okay, the 3rd most popular girl’s costume was… a Clown! 2nd was… Honey Bee (the one I showed you)! Lastly, 1st was… Kandy Korn (the one I showed you)!! Okay, now for boys costumes. Yeah… the only costumes that the boys wore were 2nd… Football player and 1st… a BANANA!!! =P

LOL, now go off and have a spooky Halloween!! BOO!

<3, Kelly

  THA MONSTA MASH!!!

     October 26th, 2009 @4:10 pm

Heyy everybody! Guess what this Saturday is? No, it’s Halloween silly! HAL-LO-WEEN. Yayyy! Halloween is one of my favorite holidays (you’re NUTS if you don’t like dressing up and taking candy from other people), so I’ve decided to write a whole entire post about HALLOWEEN!! YAY!

Okay, as you have probably noticed, I’m typing in “Halloween colors”! But, that doesn’t matter. What does matter is, my most favorite Halloween costumes for teen/tween girls (and my costume, of course)! Now, ladies, some of you may not have picked up a Halloween costume yet, so here are some ideas for your costumes. PLEASE NOTE: These costumes are from www.partycity.com, and I, nor the Ask Rachel team, are affiliated with Party City in any way, and we realize this is copyright.

Costume # 1: Harajuku Girl (my costume!!!)

Costume # 2: Kandy Korn Witch

Costume # 3: Pirate Cutie (my costume last year!!!)

Costume # 4: Aqua Fairy

Costume # 5: Honey Bee

Okay, those were all of my costume ideas. Frankly, I love these costumes (but my favorites like the Honey Bee and Kandy Korn, I don’t fit into yet :[)! If you want, you can leave me a comment giving me more costume ideas!

Thanks, and have a FRIGHTENING Halloween!!

<3, Kelly

  Heyy it’s Rachel on Kelly’s page! (:O)

     October 25th, 2007 — rachelrox97 @ 9:37 am

Heyyy. I know this is Kelly’s page but I decided to write on it to continue one of her posts about the weird things our teachers have done. (We’ve had the same teachers since 6th grade so).

On www.ratemyteachers.com I found Mr. Grant!! Hehehe he’s soo BEAST! That’s what everyone was saying about him. He is! Really. If you go to our school you’ll most likely have him. One thing – he looks like a pug. One time during a block day we came back into class or something and then he asked us what we had for lunch. “Uhhh, we didn’t have lunch yet,” we said. Then he’s like,”Then what are you GOING to have for lunch?” and then Crowley said like this PB & J sandwich and a lot of stuff and then Dalia said this complex lunch with a lot of weird veggies and a lot of stuff. It was really funny!!

And in math last year, my math teacher (Mrs. Jacobson) had to be a chaperone for the 8th graders in Washington D.C. So for two days (I think) we had Ms. Kealy Miller. First of all, why do people say her first name too? That’s what it says on the schedule. Numba 2 she dressed like it was 1985. Numba 3 she’s a math teacher for 8th grade. Numba 4 we all hated her. Numba 5, we skipped like 5 lessons in the book! Crazy I tell you. Numba 6 she was kind of mean. Numba 7 I feel bad for Kelly and Becca who have her for team time (study hall) this year. On the teachers website she has a mean face.

I think Mrs. T (science last year) rides a motorcycle! Umm IDK?? I think Kelly told me that.

(This is all last year) Mrs. Nobile who has a twitter was our reading teacher! One time our team was on a field trip and some girls asked her if they could go to the bathroom and she said “You better power pee!” HAHA.

And in reading class once we were on YouTube, watching a video about Abe Lincoln’s assasination on TeacherTube. Soo weird! This weird 20 year old was singing, ”If IIIII, were Aberham Lincoln, if I were Aberham Lincoln!” And and some guy cut off his…. chest and we were all laughing and then she FINALLY noticed and turned it off. I think that she still has a YouTube account even though I don’t watch it. She showed us her vids of her “baby Lucy” the bulldog doing something to a brush. Soo weird!!

And our S.S. teacher Mr. H was like the best S.S. teacher ever! Ohh I remember when that kid screamed like a girl. And when he got texts mostly during our class (Yankees updates that were ALWAYS late) and they were country music ringtones. And that key and the conch-shell song that he made us watch I forget but that was weird. I think he was obsessed. And during prep for the DBQ’s he was obsessed with “OK” Outside Knowledge. LOL. I was counting. On a block day he said it like 60 times at most. And once the OK’s were multiplying on his smartboard (this is Kelly speaking = It was an OK army!!)! LOL! Those were the days…

  Funny stories about teachers!!

     October 25th, 2009 @ 8:50 am

OMGGG I have some funny stories to tell you all about teachers! Rachel 1 knows almost all these stories, but you guys don’t!

GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR EYES OUT IN 3… 2… 1…

Story numero uno: Well, I was on this website called www.ratemyteachers.com, and I looked at Mrs. Iannello’s rating page (AKA: My current english teacher). I was expecting a ton of “she’s so boring” and “she has mood swings” comments, and trust me, they were THERE. But, when I went to the second page, I read that she FELL OUT OF HER CHAIR IN THE MIDDLE OF A CLASS IN 2006!! That wouldn’t be so funny if she were “normal”. She’s a little obese, (no offense Mrs. I!) so that probably made it even more funny! The girl who wrote the comment said that she almost peed in her pants she was laughing so hard!

Story numero dos: (Rachel was there when this happened!) Well, we were studying Mesopotamia in Social Studies last year (Mr. Heller sang it like: MES-O-PO-TAMIAAAAAA!!!) so we got to write a rule in “Hamurabbi’s Code” and our name in Cuneiform (<= Did I spell that right?). So, Mr. Heller was telling us that we could use some rolling pins to roll out the clay we were going to write on. Then, he’s like, “… And If you misbehave, I might just…” and then he walked over to Luke Tancredi and hit the desk with the rolling pin REALLY HARD. Tancredi wasn’t really paying attention, so guess what he did? HE SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL-GIRL, AND IT WAS HEARD DOWN THE HALLWAY!!! OMG we were cracking up!! I can’t really remember, but I think Mr. Heller just told us to settle down (HE DIDN’T EVEN LAUGH!!).

Story numero tres: Again, I was on Rate My Teachers, and I clicked on Mr. Bucci (his name is Victor!). Apparently he used to tell a LOT of stories from when he was a kid (and he’s an AWESOME teacher). And he also used to sing. And old student of his wrote, “Oh, and I remember STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOOOOVE!! …” So either he sang it, or he let the kids sing it. Either way, it must have been HI-LAR-I-OUS!! Mr. Bucci is awesome!!

Story numero cuatro: Yes this is ANOTHER Social Studies story (most funny things happened in social studies). Well, we were doing a ‘Mini Olympics’ in class cos we were studying Greece (thanks to Sam Langan for giving Mr. H that amazing idea!). We were doing a Discus Toss (rather, Foam Ball into Recycling Bin Toss), and whenever somebody missed the recycling bin, everyone said, “OOHHHHH!!!” Mr. Heller told us to stop doing that, so we did for the next few rounds. I forgot who was tossing the “discus”, but they missed. So instead of going, “OOHHHHH!!!” Scott Colombo and his friends all shouted. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!” Everyone in the class was laughing HYSTERICAL. Mr. Heller said, “Okay, calm down.” So we all did (is he some kind of robot or something, cos he STILL DIDN’T LAUGH!!).

Story numero cinco: Okay so we did a journalism unit in English last year, and we were reading our articles to the class from the ELMO. When it was Justin’s turn to go, the ELMO screen started flashing black and white and it wouldn’t stop! So then everyone was cracking up and Becca was like, “Maybe it’s the clouds!” and we all started laughing EVEN HARDER!! LOL.

Story numero seis: OMG this is sooo funny. Becca and I were in team time (another name for study hall) last year, and our team time teacher was Mrs. Levine, a foreign language teacher. So, she was making a test for her French students, and she went on this French website with French videos on it. She starts playing a video, and its this weird guy dressed up in a bear suit jumping up and down (as if he were in Barney or something), and singing;

“Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la tete
Je te plumerai la tete
Et la tete, et la tete
Et la tete, et la tete
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai…”

Obviously, nobody was expecting that (plus, little kids were singing in the background! LOLZZ!!), so we all started cracking up! Mrs. Levine didn’t seem to care though.

Check back later for more stories, and au revoir!

<3, Kelly

  Kyle’s sickness – UPDATE!!

     October 24th, 2009 @ 1;00 pm

*ahem* Okay, remember when I told you that Kyle was really sick? Well, we were just at the doctor’s office, and it turns out Kyle only has a case of bronchitis (I think I spelled that right…)! Yay, I’m happy it’s not Swine Flu!!

Good thing it’s not contagious, cos my mom would have it right now if it was!

Thanx for reading, and ¡hasta luego! (<= See you later!)

<3, Kelly

  Yay, it’s my first post!!

     October 24th, 2009 @ 9:40 am

Hola señors and señoritas! It’s SA-TUR-DAYYY!! Sooo happy!

My little brother (who I’ll be talking about A LOT) is really sick. 103° fever, throat hurts, coughing hurts, really achy… But anyway, my mom thinks he might have pneumonia (I don’t think so) so she MIGHT take him to the hospital for an X-Ray or a shot or something (I hope he doesn’t have the piggy flu…).

In other news, I did an oral presentation in Science yesterday, and my voice was shaky the whole time!! AND I WASN’T EVEN NERVOUS!!! Plus, I went over the 2-3 minute mark, so I can wave goodbye to my 5 extra points (DAMMIT). Mrs. Fisher said I did good, so I’m praying I got a 100. Also, she was looking at me funny during the presentation, so that means one of three things… 1. She loved it. 2. She hated it. 3. She was reacting to my shaky voice (PSSST. I hope it’s #1!!).

Another thing that happened yesterday… Rebecca won the Red Ribbon Week bookmark contest, so she got a $25 gift card. YAAAY BECCA!! I went to the main office with her during dismissal to pick up the prize, and Mrs. Fisher was standing there. She said congrats to Becca, and as we were leaving, she’s like, “You know, you should give that to one of your teachers!” and I was like, “NOOOO.” (in a funny way). I didn’t get to see her reaction, but I’m guessing she laughed.

Adíos muchachos, and ¡hasta mañana (means see you tomorrow! See, my page is also educational!! =P))!

<3, Kelly